Thursday, 11 June 2015

Getting Rid of Pests: A Practical Guide


Here’s a short, practical guide for you on how to get rid yourself of pests in modern day Australia:
  • Got Jehova’s Witnesses knocking on your door? Tell them you’re Muslim.
  • Your phone keeps ringing with cold calling call centre people trying to sell you stuff you don’t want? Answer the phone with a hearty "Allah Hu Akbar".

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