Thursday, 22 April 2010

How to get away with rape

Today's headline from The Age provides a user guide on how one can get away with raping underage kids. I'll give you the guide's executive brief in four words:
Become a Catholic priest

Now for a few of the facts revealed in the article below the headline:
1. 300 abuse cases against the Catholic Church in Melbourne alone.
2. Punishments thus far: One decommissioned priest.

That's really the bottom line. If you were to rape underage kids you'd be sent to jail and everyone around you would detest you; unless, that is, you happen to be a Catholic priest, in which case the worst that can happen to you is a transfer to an office job. But hey, don't let that punishment stop your dick from getting into places: only one in three hundred gets that extreme a treatment.

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