Monday, 10 November 2008

A Memo to Connex

A memo to Connex as it goes about rendering our trains prime cattle worthy by removing seats:
Please make sure you remove the dirty seats and not the clean ones. Every time I board a train at least half of the seats have some vintage smelling liquid spilled over them, archaeological food excrements thrown about them, or just general muck stuck so well it feels one with the seat. So make sure you remove these seats and let us continue sitting on the usable ones!

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