Jo says that if I was to grow a mustache I would look exactly like Borat. Especially when I'm just before a haircut.
It does seem likely that Baron Cohen and I share some gene material. All humans do, but maybe in our case the family lines could be traced back to Kazakhstan. After all, my mother's mother maiden name was Baron, and I won't even mention racial lineage.
However, when Baron Cohen was in Melbourne this week I didn't go for a family reunion, although I'm still contemplating suing the filmmakers. I reckon I have just as good a reason as all the rest who think of doing so.